Saturday, May 2, 2009

Marmaduke is in love with meat.

Yes, that is a gay joke. A gay dog joke.

Friday, May 1, 2009

This is a complete metaphor of Marmaduke's Owner-Man's life. Marmaduke has a handle on everything in Owner-Man's life and Owner-Man is just trying to keep up so he doesn't look like a complete douche-bag. Unfortunately it isn't working.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Marmaduke has been hypnotized by Neighbor-Man's potbelly. Unfortunately for Neighbor-Man, Marmaduke has not been hypnotized into thinking he's a chicken, but into attacking anything that comes into his field of vision, much like Christian Bale.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Marmaduke is truly terrified by the Blue (previously confined to far off locations and only effecting others) that is slowly creeping towards his house. The Creeping Blue has turned the Neighbor-Family into zombie-like creatures, Marmaduke's only weakness.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Marmaduke is having an Ultra-Seizure is purgatory.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man was going to play ball with his children, but Marmaduke stole and buried the ball. Marmaduke's Owner-Man was relieved after he remembered his debilitating rheumatoid arthritis makes it impossible for him to grip a ball.