Thursday, August 31, 2017

Marmaduke, a major cause of misery and pain for his Owner-Family, is not pleased that there exists another source of misery for his Owner-Family and is attempting to destroy it.

Also, they have entered the void again.

Marmaduke has either shrunk significantly or that is one huge couch.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017


Marmaduke's Owner-Man thinks he is being funny but Marmaduke doesn't see it that way.

Marmaduke doesn't see it that way at all.

It also appears that Marmaduke and his Owner-Family live in a void with no distinguishing features.


Marmaduke loves being an asshole for no reason.

Saturday, August 26, 2017



Marmaduke is wealthy enough to have an air-conditioned dog house but not wealthy enough to get it repaired.

Also, Marmaduke has apparently had three of his legs amputated. I assume that he will regrow them by tomorrow.


Marmaduke's Owner-Man has momentarily forgotten that when Marmaduke asks for money, Marmaduke gets money. Owner-Man will not soon forget this adage.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has forgotten that Marmaduke is a monstrous entity and that he could at any time decide to end the world. Best to let him chew-gnaw his bone Owner-Lady.
Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unaware that Marmaduke is practicing his swimming so that he can add the ocean to his domain.
Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is trying to explain the byzantine laws under which Marmaduke's subjects live.
Marmaduke has really gone downhill since I last explained a Marmaduke.