What the fuck is wrong with Marmaduke's shadow?

Marmaduke is only partly of this realm I guess?

Marmaduke is trying to evict his Owner-Man from his marital bed. You know why.

Marmaduke is upset that his front paws have fused together. His Owner-Girl is using this opportunity to mock him.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has a firm grip on his relationship with Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl's friend has the mumps. The town will have to be quarantined.

Marmaduke thinks he's Snoopy

Marmaduke's Owner-Man wants to help the pizza delivery guy but is forbidden by Marmaduke's ancient magic to set foot upon the sidewalk.

Marmaduke is Santa Claus now, deal with it.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is, of course, not talking about Marmaduke as that would be courting death.

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy has broken character in a Nativity play to tell Maramduke to be quiet. He will pay for his insolence.

Marmaduke has devised a clever plan to dispose of his rival but his Owner-Lady is wise to his schemes.

Marmaduke's Owner-Family's living situation is disgusting.

This stranger's foot holds the forbidden power Marmaduke has been searching for all these years.

Marmaduke is profoundly confused by the Christmas tree ritual.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man likes to pretend that Marmaduke doesn't have complete control of his entire life.

The implications here are very disturbing.



























Because they're sexual.

Being so large, Marmaduke is much more difficult to deal with than a large number of smaller dogs.

Also, the perspective for this comic is really weird and is sort of giving me vertigo.

Marmaduke's Neigborhood-Children are foolishly trying to build a wooden prison to contain Marmaduke. Marmaduke is being kind and letting them think they have succeeded.

Marmaduke seems to have died and the candle someone lit to cover the smell of his rotting corpse isn't working.