Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Marmaduke is a bad negotiator.

Monday, January 15, 2018

Marmaduke has learned the forbidden melody that unlocks the moon and unleashes the other Marmaduke's imprisoned within. His Owner-People do not realize this.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Marmaduke is super high right now.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

At this point, you'd think that Marmaduke's Owner-Man would hire a dog walker.

Maybe he just hate Marmaduke's Owner-Lady so much that he's willing to nearly die to get away from her for a little while. It's hard to say as they don't spend much time focusing on Marmaduke's exploits in the strip. Perhaps the love that brought them together has soured over the decades because they are housing an immortal demon disguised as a dog.

I suppose we'll never know for sure.

Marmaduke is tormenting his Owner-Children in a featureless blue void.

Also, Chips Away is a really lame fake brand name.

Marmaduke's last body died and he took over his Owner-Boy's body like the agents from The Matrix.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Marmaduke and his Owner-Family are trapped in a formless dimension that lacks dirt but not dog treats.