Thursday, September 21, 2017


Marmaduke is stronger than several small children because he's bigger than the average dog.

Marmaduke appears to be missing his midsection. For a normal dog this would be a grave concern but for Marmaduke it's just another day.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017


Marmaduke is using his telekinesis irresponsibly.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is very confused about the kinds of tricks Marmaduke can perform. Rather than 'sit' or 'fetch', Marmaduke excels at 'murder' and 'destroying the souls of those around him'.

Sunday, September 17, 2017


Marmaduke has lost a great amount of mass.

Marmaduke seems to have broken his Owner-Man's hip. Next, Marmaduke will break his very essence.

Thursday, September 14, 2017


Marmaduke has died and his Owner-Family is very obtuse.

Marmaduke has slyly put his X-rated movies in regular movie cases.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017


Marmaduke has telekinetic powers but instead of using them for good or evil he uses them for dental hygiene.

Anyone else find it weird that there were consecutive "jokes" about minty dog breath?

I keep trying to think of something to write but Marmaduke's Owner-Lady's shapely ass is distracting me.