Monday, February 19, 2018

Marmaduke is in the process of creating the first animal-plant hybrid.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Marmaduke so routinely displays supernatural abilities that his Owner-Man doesn't even notice them anymore.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

There's no way Marmaduke would fit through that tiny doorway anyways so it was a smart move to not anchor the doghouse to the ground in anyway like a competent builder.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Maramduke is displaying word salad, a common symptom of a cerebrovascular accident, but his Neighbor-People can't know this since Marmaduke is a dog.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

That lady is extremely weak.

And that story is the funniest thing that has ever happened in North Dakota. Unless you find oil spills hilarious.