Beware of Marmaduke's deadly crotch.

Marmaduke is in the process of creating the first animal-plant hybrid.

Marmaduke so routinely displays supernatural abilities that his Owner-Man doesn't even notice them anymore.

There's no way Marmaduke would fit through that tiny doorway anyways so it was a smart move to not anchor the doghouse to the ground in anyway like a competent builder.

Maramduke is displaying word salad, a common symptom of a cerebrovascular accident, but his Neighbor-People can't know this since Marmaduke is a dog.

That lady is extremely weak.

And that story is the funniest thing that has ever happened in North Dakota. Unless you find oil spills hilarious.

This can not possibly end well.

Marmaduke is just awful.

Marmaduke is concerned that Top Driving School may provide less than stellar instruction.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is going to be sleeping the dog house tonight. I guess that means that Marmaduke will be sleeping in the bed?

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is kind of a dick.