Marmaduke's late night ritual has been interrupted. Now he'll have to start over with a new sacrifice.

There's nothing Marmaduke hates more than being it.

Maramduke's Owner-Man almost accidentally discovered that what he thinks is his mustache is the mechanism that allows Marmaduke to control his life.

I'm not sure why it matters that Marmaduke has a selfie stick. He still can't make the camera take a picture as he lacks hands.

Also, the may be the largest Marmaduke has ever been. Or maybe that fountain is just really really far away.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has stumbled in on the unspeakable and is wisely choosing to ignore it.

For Marmaduke the thrill of the chase is not in the running after the car, but rather in instilling a primal fear in the driver of the car of what will happen if he catches the car.

Marmaduke's rating system is not well thought out.

Fuck you Brad and Paul Anderson. This is the laziest joke possible.