Marmaduke's Owner-Man's conditioning has worn off.

Whatever is happening to Marmaduke is scary as shit.

Marmaduke doesn't understand English because he is a dog.

Also, Marmaduke doesn't like the taste of lemons.

How are the umpires convening to decide how to rule the play while the play is still happening? Do these umpires have some kind of time-freezing powers?

That construction worker is not wearing proper hearing protection

Marmaduke's addiction to pussy is getting out of control.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man, possibly the dumbest man alive, has once again taken Marmaduke for a walk.

Marmaduke is having an affair with the supernatural phenomenon from The Ring.

Marmaduke has a rare condition that causes his feces to look like footballs.

Marmaduke's family has a very small television.

Marmaduke may have torn down the drapes by accident but it sure looks like a case of Marmaduke being an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy has found a way to get back at his bullies.

The perspective is all fucked up here. Marmaduke looks like he's 5 feet tall and yet is the same size as the bed. Marmaduke's Owner-Boy appears to be garden-gnome-sized and making the bed absurdly large for him, assuming this is his bedroom. Maybe it's Marmaduke's Owner-Couple's room and that's why Marmduke's Owner-Boy is so worried about being caught having broken a lamp. This theory is dubious at best as the bedding clearly indicates that this is a child's bed, once again leading me to conclude that this the perspective of this drawing is all fucked up.

Marmaduke's Owner-People have stumbled into an Eyes Wide Shut situation.

Sometimes Marmaduke has to remind his Owner-Man how things are.

Marmaduke likes to pretend he's an extra in the movie Outbreak.