Friday, April 24, 2009

Marmaduke is having a seizure on his Owner-Lady's bed. She has no idea what a seizure looks like in a dog and assumes that he is merely being an asshole. Marmaduke will take revenge when, and if, he regains movement in his legs.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Anderson's are aware that a product called 'Xbox' exists and that it was once popular among children. They are not aware that no child alive today would actually want an Xbox and than if even if one did possess such an item, they would never trade it for a dog. Especially not one that has homicidal tendencies.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Marmaduke is indistinguishable from his Owner-Man when he's inside you.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Marmaduke is digging a basement for his dog-house. His Owner-Man is hoping he'll hit a gas leak and explode so the tyranny will end. It will not.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Marmaduke is terrorizing an unknown man. This man, besides being a Jon Meacham fan, is wholly unaware that Marmaduke is not a visitor and is, in fact, a demon spawned from Satan's own loins.