Saturday, April 18, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has just looked into the Ark of the Covenant. Also, he's a chauvinist pig.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Marmaduke is sorry for eating all the buffalo wings. He'll be even more sorry in a few hours when they make their next appearance.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

After having been denied for his previous loan, Marmaduke is now trying to scam the student finance branch of 1st Bank. Marmaduke has also increased in mass again in an attempt to look more imposing to the loan officer in the hopes of being approved for his 'school' loan.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Exciting news, everyone! There is now a message board for xy Explains Marmaduke for the Masses. Go there and enjoy!

Marmaduke has mistaken an officer of the law (who says that anymore?) for the ass of another dog. He cannot be blamed for this mistake as many officers of the law are, in fact, assholes (especially the ones that call themselves an officer of the law, just say cop or police officer, douchebag).

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Marmaduke's legs could snap at any moment because, unlike the rest of his body, they do not grow proportionally when he changes his mass.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Marmaduke missed with his initial bite. The child's death will be much more painful as a result, what with all the sexual assault.