Saturday, April 4, 2009

Marmaduke will soon be subjected to such messages as 'Marmaduke is an asshole'.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Family doesn't realize how lucky it is that Marmaduke has been trapped outside.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Marmaduke has used his dark powers to open a dimensional gate. Marmaduke's Owner-Man is of a lower order of consciousness and ,therefore, cannot see this gate even though he is being sucked into it.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is trying to get revenge for all the sexual abuse he has suffered at the paw of Marmaduke. Little does he realize that Marmaduke is merely pretending to sleep and will ruin Owner-Man with his anger.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'm going to break character for a minute and tell you about the advertising. In an attempt to make as much as 0.0002 pennies a day, I am now selling ads through Project Wonderful. It's a great way to get yourself seen for a pretty small amount of money. Most of the ads on this site are free or in the 1-2 cent range, so if you want to get the word out to as many as 50 people a day, go to Project Wonderful and sign up.

Any questions or comments about the site should be directed at this post because I do not respond to everyday posts. This is to ensure that you get the purest experience possible. I do read the comments and they're funny as hell most of the time, so keep it up.
Marmaduke has, once again, put on his blackface. He's lucky there are no people that have any color in the area that he lives in.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Marmaduke is the reason that the economy collapsed. He knows damn well that he can't afford to buy that $500,000 house, but he just has to keep up with that Boxer across the street.