Saturday, March 21, 2009

Marmaduke is trapped in his dog-house. This makes no sense because: a) Marmaduke is a dog and thus has the capability to dig, b) Marmaduke is usually represented as being at least 3 feet tall, which is much higher than the snow on the ground, and could just walk out of his dog-house. The dog-house also brings certain questions to mind such as: how does such a giant dog fit into such a small house?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Marmaduke has stolen his Owner-Man's credit card number and used it to download accordion music from iTunes.

It perplexes me that a dog has the ability to steal credit card information.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Small children are shooting pucks at Marmaduke. Clearly they do not realize the danger of pissing off a gigantic dog that has no qualms about eating small children.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The creators of Marmaduke do not understand how microwave popcorn works.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is upset because Marmaduke didn't let her finish last night.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Marmaduke's chair has committed suicide.