Saturday, March 7, 2009

Marmaduke is cold-blooded. This explains his enormous size and his thirst for human blood.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Holy shitballs Batman! Joe Mathlete has a new Marmaduke explained! With any luck he'll give us all what we want and keep doing it this time.

In the meantime, I will continue to do my crappy blog, but you really should check out Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke while it's new.
Marmaduke is attempting to rape his Owner-Family's car. To be fair, it was acting very seductive, driving around without a hood, almost like it wanted it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Marmaduke has returned from a bukkake party.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Family only has enough money to order food for Marmaduke. Marmaduke's Owner-Man is tiring of this arrangement, but is unable to get a raise due to his poor job performance which, in turn, is due to his lack of nutrition.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is trying to explain to Marmaduke why they can't have an afternoon liaison.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Marmaduke is in blackface.