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Marmaduke has, once again, put on his blackface. He's lucky there are no people that have any color in the area that he lives in.

Marmaduke is the reason that the economy collapsed. He knows damn well that he can't afford to buy that $500,000 house, but he just has to keep up with that Boxer across the street.

Marmaduke is a racist because he doesn't want his old chair to end up with the Non-colored people.

Marmaduke has become a drug dog. A drug trafficking dog, that is.

Marmaduke is a giving lover. This causes problems when he perceives someone to be his lover and they do not.

Honestly, the Anderson's aren't even trying to disguise the relationship between Marmaduke and his Owner-Lady anymore.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady tried to live life in the slow lane, but Marmaduke is a go-go type of dog and wants her to get back into the fast lane.

Marmaduke is trying to lay low at his Owner-Family's house. The police are on to him though and have surrounded the building disguised as Animal Control.


Also, Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is reading STUFF for some reason. I always thought that was a magazine for men. Once again, the Anderson's fail to remain relevant

Marmaduke is trapped in his dog-house. This makes no sense because: a) Marmaduke is a dog and thus has the capability to dig, b) Marmaduke is usually represented as being at least 3 feet tall, which is much higher than the snow on the ground, and could just walk out of his dog-house. The dog-house also brings certain questions to mind such as: how does such a giant dog fit into such a small house?

Marmaduke has stolen his Owner-Man's credit card number and used it to download accordion music from iTunes.

It perplexes me that a dog has the ability to steal credit card information.

Small children are shooting pucks at Marmaduke. Clearly they do not realize the danger of pissing off a gigantic dog that has no qualms about eating small children.

The creators of Marmaduke do not understand how microwave popcorn works.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is upset because Marmaduke didn't let her finish last night.

Marmaduke's chair has committed suicide.

Marmaduke is a dirty, dirty boy. Marmaduke's Owner-Lady knows this very well.

Marmaduke has traveled to a land where there is no color and for some reason is being penalized for it.

Marmaduke has a tooth-ache from the 18th century.

Marmaduke moved all his money out of the stock market before it collapsed. Marmaduke's Owner-Man was not as shrewd with his money.

For the first time in his life, Marmaduke wants to reciprocate.

Marmaduke has empathy towards other living things, as long as they aren't human.

Marmaduke is cold-blooded. This explains his enormous size and his thirst for human blood.

Holy shitballs Batman! Joe Mathlete has a new Marmaduke explained! With any luck he'll give us all what we want and keep doing it this time.

In the meantime, I will continue to do my crappy blog, but you really should check out Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke while it's new.

Marmaduke is attempting to rape his Owner-Family's car. To be fair, it was acting very seductive, driving around without a hood, almost like it wanted it.

Marmaduke has returned from a bukkake party.

Marmaduke's Owner-Family only has enough money to order food for Marmaduke. Marmaduke's Owner-Man is tiring of this arrangement, but is unable to get a raise due to his poor job performance which, in turn, is due to his lack of nutrition.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is trying to explain to Marmaduke why they can't have an afternoon liaison.

Marmaduke is in blackface.