What the fuck is wrong with Marmaduke's shadow?

Marmaduke is only partly of this realm I guess?

Marmaduke is trying to evict his Owner-Man from his marital bed. You know why.

Marmaduke is upset that his front paws have fused together. His Owner-Girl is using this opportunity to mock him.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has a firm grip on his relationship with Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl's friend has the mumps. The town will have to be quarantined.

Marmaduke thinks he's Snoopy

Marmaduke's Owner-Man wants to help the pizza delivery guy but is forbidden by Marmaduke's ancient magic to set foot upon the sidewalk.

Marmaduke is Santa Claus now, deal with it.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is, of course, not talking about Marmaduke as that would be courting death.

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy has broken character in a Nativity play to tell Maramduke to be quiet. He will pay for his insolence.

Marmaduke has devised a clever plan to dispose of his rival but his Owner-Lady is wise to his schemes.

Marmaduke's Owner-Family's living situation is disgusting.

This stranger's foot holds the forbidden power Marmaduke has been searching for all these years.

Marmaduke is profoundly confused by the Christmas tree ritual.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man likes to pretend that Marmaduke doesn't have complete control of his entire life.

The implications here are very disturbing.



























Because they're sexual.

Being so large, Marmaduke is much more difficult to deal with than a large number of smaller dogs.

Also, the perspective for this comic is really weird and is sort of giving me vertigo.

Marmaduke's Neigborhood-Children are foolishly trying to build a wooden prison to contain Marmaduke. Marmaduke is being kind and letting them think they have succeeded.

Marmaduke seems to have died and the candle someone lit to cover the smell of his rotting corpse isn't working.

Marmaduke has created a terrible chimera out of his Owner-Children.

Also, he is terrified of snakes and snake-shaped things.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is extremely hard to impress.

Marmaduke doesn't understand that the purpose of putting your hands in wet cement is to provide proof of your existence as an individual in a harsh world that cares not for you or your well being. He thinks it's just pure vandalism because he is eternal and has no need to be remembered for he shall never be absent.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is concerned that Marmaduke is going to ruin his raking when he should be concerned that Marmaduke has chosen him as the first victim.

The fact that Marmaduke makes his Owner-Boy tow him around even though it is undoubtedly far slower than if he just walked is quite humorous.

Not much to explain here but Marmaduke's face is truly horrifying.

This tiny soccer-boy doesn't seem to realize that Marmaduke is slowly consuming a player on the opposing team.

Or perhaps he doesn't care because he wants the advantage of the other team being down a player. Kids these days lack sportsmanship. And also fear of enormous dogs that eat children. They really should be more afraid of those.

A normal girl would be concerned that their dog has been severely injured but Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is relishing a rare opportunity to make fun of him.

This is what it's like when worlds collide.

I have a hard time believing Marmaduke's Owner-Family would bother wasting money on obedience school after 50 years of living with the monster.

Marmaduke and his Owner-Family are not worried about the hippopotamus eating that guy back there because they have Marmaduke on their side to protect them.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has no idea how chewing bones works.

Marmaduke's Owner-Children will never evade Marmaduke with poor hiding like that. They need to hide somewhere cool, like an old refrigerator.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is putting ketchup on Marmaduke's food. Marmaduke seems very displeased at this.

Also, there are condiments for pets. I find this incredibly stupid.

This is not "Marmaduke is a very large dog" humor. This is just regular dog humor. And I refuse to explain it.

That large lizard doesn't know how ghosts work

Marmaduke has had a falling out with his Owner-Family.

It took me a while to figure out what was going on here but it appears that Marmaduke's Owner-Man has a severe elbow injury. Probably from Marmaduke pulling him everywhere.

The doctor's(chiropractor?) advice is pretty terrible if you think about it. Instead of going the way Marmaduke wants to go Marmaduke's Owner-Man should instead just let go of the leash.

Is this some kind of challenger for Marmaduke's place as supreme being of the universe Marmaduke takes place in? That would explain why a cat has a doghouse.

Marmaduke is still incredibly large.

Marmaduke is unbelievably large now. He must have absorbed the souls of dozens of people to grow so large.

Also, no one in Marmaduke's Owner-Family knows what Weather Underground is.

Marmaduke lives a weird town where dogs can go to public school for some reason.

He's also really fucking huge today. I bet he shrinks by at least half tomorrow.

Marmaduke and his gang have ensured the safety of Marmaduke's Owner-Lady's car. However, there's still the matter of the protection money.

Marmaduke is going to go cross-eyed because he sits too close to the television.

Marmaduke has angered some sort of blue, I don't know, eagle? Must be an eagle if they're large enough to bother Marmaduke. Are there blue eagle? I know there are Blue Angels but they're actually flying Hornets which is weird. You'd think they'd be called the Blue Hornets but I guess that doesn't sound as good for recruiting purposes.

I hope you enjoyed this short journey into my thought process. Sorry it didn't have very much Marmduke in it.

An evergreen explanation of Marmaduke: he loves to be an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke likes to pretend to drive because it's one of the few things he can never do anatomically speaking.

Well, if Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is making that tiny lasagna(?) for the entire family it's pretty safe to say there won't be leftovers. They will have a duel between the children to see who gets to eat today though.

It seems we've finally found Marmaduke's weakness: water slides. I have no idea how we can use that to end his reign of terrible sight gags but it's a start.

Marmaduke's Owner-Family's car is broken down I guess.

That sandwich from earlier was not enough for the mighty hunger of Marmaduke.

Has anyone had such a hard time keeping their characters a consistent size as the Andersons?