Friday, February 27, 2009

Marmaduke has reduced in size by half. This makes him the only known species that can change mass at will.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Marmaduke is part horse.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Marmaduke's bark is so powerful that it can control weather patterns.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy is fluent in dog and wants to hear of Marmaduke's many conquests.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Marmaduke has been tracked down by one of the many dogs he has fathered children with.