Wow, that was kind of gay. Oh well.
This here is a new blog focusing solely on Marmaduke. I will attempt to explain the ways of the giant dog and his family/hostages. I am starting this because the best blog I have ever read was Joe Mathlete's Marmaduke Explained and he has retired from it. I realize that I will not be as funny as Joe, but I can try, because someone has to do it.
EDIT: Since the date of this post, Joe Mathlete has come out of retirement and is updating sporadically.
Marmaduke is a fugitive from US law enforcement and an endangered species, Cannus homicidus.