Marmaduke has reduced in size by half. This makes him the only known species that can change mass at will.

Marmaduke is part horse.

Marmaduke's bark is so powerful that it can control weather patterns.

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy is fluent in dog and wants to hear of Marmaduke's many conquests.

Marmaduke has been tracked down by one of the many dogs he has fathered children with.

Marmaduke is about to show his Owner-Man why you should never pretend to throw the stick.

Marmaduke desparately wants to lick a pussy.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is silently pleading with Marmaduke to not murder the old man. Marmaduke will ignore his Owner-Man and devour the old man and whatever is contained in his hump.

Marmaduke needs a fridge with a lock to store his victims/food supply.

Marmaduke is engaged in a battle for control of the underworld. Rest assured, he will win.

There is no escape from Marmaduke's infinite hunger.

Marmaduke has trained his owner-boy to do unspeakable things.

Marmaduke is qualifing for the Daytona 500.

Marmaduke wants to go swimming.

This is the first post!





Wow, that was kind of gay. Oh well.

This here is a new blog focusing solely on Marmaduke. I will attempt to explain the ways of the giant dog and his family/hostages. I am starting this because the best blog I have ever read was Joe Mathlete's Marmaduke Explained and he has retired from it. I realize that I will not be as funny as Joe, but I can try, because someone has to do it.

EDIT: Since the date of this post, Joe Mathlete has come out of retirement and is updating sporadically.

Marmaduke is a fugitive from US law enforcement and an endangered species, Cannus homicidus.

Who knew?