Thursday, April 19, 2018


Marmaduke's late night ritual has been interrupted. Now he'll have to start over with a new sacrifice.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018


There's nothing Marmaduke hates more than being it.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018


Maramduke's Owner-Man almost accidentally discovered that what he thinks is his mustache is the mechanism that allows Marmaduke to control his life.

Monday, April 16, 2018


I'm not sure why it matters that Marmaduke has a selfie stick. He still can't make the camera take a picture as he lacks hands.

Also, the may be the largest Marmaduke has ever been. Or maybe that fountain is just really really far away.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018


Marmaduke's Owner-Man has stumbled in on the unspeakable and is wisely choosing to ignore it.

For Marmaduke the thrill of the chase is not in the running after the car, but rather in instilling a primal fear in the driver of the car of what will happen if he catches the car.

Monday, April 9, 2018


Marmaduke's rating system is not well thought out.

Tuesday, April 3, 2018


Fuck you Brad and Paul Anderson. This is the laziest joke possible.

Thursday, March 29, 2018


Marmaduke's Owner-Man's conditioning has worn off.

Whatever is happening to Marmaduke is scary as shit.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018


Marmaduke doesn't understand English because he is a dog.

Also, Marmaduke doesn't like the taste of lemons.

How are the umpires convening to decide how to rule the play while the play is still happening? Do these umpires have some kind of time-freezing powers?

Thursday, March 22, 2018


That construction worker is not wearing proper hearing protection

Wednesday, March 21, 2018


Marmaduke's addiction to pussy is getting out of control.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018


Marmaduke's Owner-Man, possibly the dumbest man alive, has once again taken Marmaduke for a walk.

Marmaduke is having an affair with the supernatural phenomenon from The Ring.

Thursday, March 15, 2018


Marmaduke has a rare condition that causes his feces to look like footballs.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018


Marmaduke's family has a very small television.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018


Marmaduke may have torn down the drapes by accident but it sure looks like a case of Marmaduke being an asshole for no reason.

Monday, March 12, 2018


Marmaduke's Owner-Boy has found a way to get back at his bullies.