Marmaduke is 'accidentally' stepping into the bathroom and catching his Owner-Lady in a compromising position.

It's not compromising because she's in the tub, it's compromising because Marmaduke hates when people masturbate in his house.

I'm sorry, but this is too retarded for even me to come up with something.

Once again, Marmaduke wants to go swimming.

Marmaduke has trained his Owner-Man to have a seizure whenever he barks. This causes hilarity when Marmaduke barks and Owner-Man is holding something, such as water, near his head.

Marmaduke is slowly becoming people.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has grown so used Marmaduke destroying things and eating other things that she gets concerned when he decides to take a day off.

Marmaduke has eaten some poisonous mushrooms and is hallucinating that he is about to eat the last leprechaun thereby putting another species on his list of creatures he has personally extincted.

Marmaduke is amazed that someone whose lot in life is to sell brushes door-to-door would have enough foresight to carry something to scare dogs, the door-to-door salesman's worst enemy.

Marmaduke is fascinated by a twirling hand. For now.

Marmaduke thinks he is Lassie.

Marmaduke is not playing dead. The shell that we recognize as Marmaduke is merely empty and awaiting a new demon to inhabit it at which point it will likely eat the veterinarian's hand as he or she performs routine examinations.

Maramduke is attempting to be nice to his Owner-Man for reasons unknown. Marmaduke's Owner-Man is mistaking this for one of Marmaduke's attempts to annoy and/or crush Owner-Man's pelvis.

Marmaduke's ex-wife has found him after 3 years of searching. Needless to say, she is going to take Marmaduke to the cleaners for all the alimony he owes her.

There are two options before me: 1. That is the smallest street-legal car ever made and is being driven by tiny, tiny people. 2. Marmaduke has increased in size by a factor of 4. He now weighs over 700 pounds and stands more than 6 feet tall.

No matter what you choose to believe, Marmaduke will soon attempt to mate with the car with devastating results for the tiny people inside.

Marmaduke is in love with meat.


Yes, that is a gay joke. A gay dog joke.

This is a complete metaphor of Marmaduke's Owner-Man's life. Marmaduke has a handle on everything in Owner-Man's life and Owner-Man is just trying to keep up so he doesn't look like a complete douche-bag. Unfortunately it isn't working.

Marmaduke has been hypnotized by Neighbor-Man's potbelly. Unfortunately for Neighbor-Man, Marmaduke has not been hypnotized into thinking he's a chicken, but into attacking anything that comes into his field of vision, much like Christian Bale.

Marmaduke is truly terrified by the Blue (previously confined to far off locations and only effecting others) that is slowly creeping towards his house. The Creeping Blue has turned the Neighbor-Family into zombie-like creatures, Marmaduke's only weakness.

Marmaduke is having an Ultra-Seizure is purgatory.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man was going to play ball with his children, but Marmaduke stole and buried the ball. Marmaduke's Owner-Man was relieved after he remembered his debilitating rheumatoid arthritis makes it impossible for him to grip a ball.