I keep trying to think of something to write but Marmaduke's Owner-Lady's shapely ass is distracting me.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is a disgusting pervert.

Marmaduke was the inspiration for Kirby but instead of a dreamland, Marmaduke has created a nightmarish dystopia to rule over.

It seems that the Andersons don't know what donuts look like. If it was just the special one I could just say something like "These brave souls are trying to poison Marmaduke to free the town of his horrible reign" but the sign clearly says "DONUTS" and the background is full of what is obviously loaves of bread.

Marmaduke is driving his Neighbor-People to the brink of madness for daring to challenge his knowledge.

Marmduke's Owner-Man got a little caught up in the role-playing.

Marmaduke lives in a real shitty town I guess.

I have no clue what the hell the caption has to do with the cartoon.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man has started to eat himself in an attempt to escape Marmaduke's reign of terror. It will not work.

Marmaduke, a major cause of misery and pain for his Owner-Family, is not pleased that there exists another source of misery for his Owner-Family and is attempting to destroy it.

Also, they have entered the void again.

Marmaduke has either shrunk significantly or that is one huge couch.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man thinks he is being funny but Marmaduke doesn't see it that way.

Marmaduke doesn't see it that way at all.

It also appears that Marmaduke and his Owner-Family live in a void with no distinguishing features.

Marmaduke loves being an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke is wealthy enough to have an air-conditioned dog house but not wealthy enough to get it repaired.

Also, Marmaduke has apparently had three of his legs amputated. I assume that he will regrow them by tomorrow.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has momentarily forgotten that when Marmaduke asks for money, Marmaduke gets money. Owner-Man will not soon forget this adage.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has forgotten that Marmaduke is a monstrous entity and that he could at any time decide to end the world. Best to let him chew-gnaw his bone Owner-Lady.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unaware that Marmaduke is practicing his swimming so that he can add the ocean to his domain.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is trying to explain the byzantine laws under which Marmaduke's subjects live.

Marmaduke has really gone downhill since I last explained a Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unwittingly releasing Marmaduke's true spirit from it's eternal prison.  Now we will all know the wrath of Marmaduke.