Sunday, September 3, 2017


Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man has started to eat himself in an attempt to escape Marmaduke's reign of terror. It will not work.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Marmaduke, a major cause of misery and pain for his Owner-Family, is not pleased that there exists another source of misery for his Owner-Family and is attempting to destroy it.

Also, they have entered the void again.

Marmaduke has either shrunk significantly or that is one huge couch.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017


Marmaduke's Owner-Man thinks he is being funny but Marmaduke doesn't see it that way.

Marmaduke doesn't see it that way at all.

It also appears that Marmaduke and his Owner-Family live in a void with no distinguishing features.


Marmaduke loves being an asshole for no reason.

Saturday, August 26, 2017



Marmaduke is wealthy enough to have an air-conditioned dog house but not wealthy enough to get it repaired.

Also, Marmaduke has apparently had three of his legs amputated. I assume that he will regrow them by tomorrow.


Marmaduke's Owner-Man has momentarily forgotten that when Marmaduke asks for money, Marmaduke gets money. Owner-Man will not soon forget this adage.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has forgotten that Marmaduke is a monstrous entity and that he could at any time decide to end the world. Best to let him chew-gnaw his bone Owner-Lady.
Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unaware that Marmaduke is practicing his swimming so that he can add the ocean to his domain.
Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is trying to explain the byzantine laws under which Marmaduke's subjects live.
Marmaduke has really gone downhill since I last explained a Marmaduke.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unwittingly releasing Marmaduke's true spirit from it's eternal prison.  Now we will all know the wrath of Marmaduke.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Marmaduke is not good at spying for you see, he is a very large dog.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Marmaduke is remarkably talented but his Owner-Lady is unimpressed.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Marmaduke is waiting for his Owner-Man to get home so that he can answer the phone and set off the explosive rigged inside of it. Then Marmaduke and his Owner-Lady can be together forever.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is showing signs of awareness for the first time in years. She will need to be reconditioned in Marmaduke's House of Horrors.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Marmaduke, affectionately called Marm by Owner-Lady, has lost Owner-Man on the daily walk. Owner-Lady wants to know where Marm thinks all his Owner-Men come from because she has to clone him everytime Marm kills him or cripples him and leaves him to die.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Marmaduke waited to eat his Barfo brand dogfood so as to annoy his owner's to the fullest.

Isn't he just the most devious dog there is?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Marmaduke has been mistaken for a human criminal by the police and judicial system in his town. At least they got one part right.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Marmaduke plans on taking a new route for his daily drag Owner-Man hour, aka walk. Owner-Man fears that the new route will take them deep into the ocean and that the Coast Guard should be notified if they do not return. But Marmaduke isn't so stupid as to endanger his own life, he's merely taking Owner-Man to a secluded place where things shall be done. Only Marmaduke knows for sure what they might be.

Or

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is exaggerating how much it is raining.