Marmaduke has angered some sort of blue, I don't know, eagle? Must be an eagle if they're large enough to bother Marmaduke. Are there blue eagle? I know there are Blue Angels but they're actually flying Hornets which is weird. You'd think they'd be called the Blue Hornets but I guess that doesn't sound as good for recruiting purposes.

I hope you enjoyed this short journey into my thought process. Sorry it didn't have very much Marmduke in it.

An evergreen explanation of Marmaduke: he loves to be an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke likes to pretend to drive because it's one of the few things he can never do anatomically speaking.

Well, if Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is making that tiny lasagna(?) for the entire family it's pretty safe to say there won't be leftovers. They will have a duel between the children to see who gets to eat today though.

It seems we've finally found Marmaduke's weakness: water slides. I have no idea how we can use that to end his reign of terrible sight gags but it's a start.

Marmaduke's Owner-Family's car is broken down I guess.

That sandwich from earlier was not enough for the mighty hunger of Marmaduke.

Has anyone had such a hard time keeping their characters a consistent size as the Andersons?

We all know what just happened.

Marmaduke still loves being an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke looks pissed.

Marmduke doesn't have enough room in the car to cast his disintegration spell.

Marmaduke is running around town and sampling the various goods and sundries of the local village people.

Oh Marmaduke, trying to kill your Owner-Man by running him to death is very inefficient when you could swallow most of his head in one gulp.

No, Marmaduke's Owner-Man, I'm pretty sure that Marmaduke has taken up golfing in his spare time because there is no sport more fitting for a monster like Marmaduke than golf.

Marmaduke is very concerned that his Owner-Girl is using makeup at such a young age.

Or perhaps he's worried that it will make the meat taste funny. It's hard to tell with Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl and her friend delight in making the other denizens of the void drink lemonade tainted with dog saliva.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl does not have the appropriate amount of fear for Marmaduke. Her friend does.

Marmaduke is pretending to sulk in his doghouse but no one can know what horrors he's really conjuring.

Marmaduke is stronger than several small children because he's bigger than the average dog.

Marmaduke appears to be missing his midsection. For a normal dog this would be a grave concern but for Marmaduke it's just another day.

Marmaduke is using his telekinesis irresponsibly.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is very confused about the kinds of tricks Marmaduke can perform. Rather than 'sit' or 'fetch', Marmaduke excels at 'murder' and 'destroying the souls of those around him'.

Marmaduke has lost a great amount of mass.

Marmaduke seems to have broken his Owner-Man's hip. Next, Marmaduke will break his very essence.

Marmaduke has died and his Owner-Family is very obtuse.

Marmaduke has slyly put his X-rated movies in regular movie cases.

Marmaduke has telekinetic powers but instead of using them for good or evil he uses them for dental hygiene.

Anyone else find it weird that there were consecutive "jokes" about minty dog breath?

I keep trying to think of something to write but Marmaduke's Owner-Lady's shapely ass is distracting me.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man is a disgusting pervert.

Marmaduke was the inspiration for Kirby but instead of a dreamland, Marmaduke has created a nightmarish dystopia to rule over.

It seems that the Andersons don't know what donuts look like. If it was just the special one I could just say something like "These brave souls are trying to poison Marmaduke to free the town of his horrible reign" but the sign clearly says "DONUTS" and the background is full of what is obviously loaves of bread.

Marmaduke is driving his Neighbor-People to the brink of madness for daring to challenge his knowledge.

Marmduke's Owner-Man got a little caught up in the role-playing.

Marmaduke lives in a real shitty town I guess.

I have no clue what the hell the caption has to do with the cartoon.

Marmaduke's Neighbor-Man has started to eat himself in an attempt to escape Marmaduke's reign of terror. It will not work.

Marmaduke, a major cause of misery and pain for his Owner-Family, is not pleased that there exists another source of misery for his Owner-Family and is attempting to destroy it.

Also, they have entered the void again.

Marmaduke has either shrunk significantly or that is one huge couch.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man thinks he is being funny but Marmaduke doesn't see it that way.

Marmaduke doesn't see it that way at all.

It also appears that Marmaduke and his Owner-Family live in a void with no distinguishing features.

Marmaduke loves being an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke is wealthy enough to have an air-conditioned dog house but not wealthy enough to get it repaired.

Also, Marmaduke has apparently had three of his legs amputated. I assume that he will regrow them by tomorrow.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has momentarily forgotten that when Marmaduke asks for money, Marmaduke gets money. Owner-Man will not soon forget this adage.

Marmaduke's Owner-Lady has forgotten that Marmaduke is a monstrous entity and that he could at any time decide to end the world. Best to let him chew-gnaw his bone Owner-Lady.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unaware that Marmaduke is practicing his swimming so that he can add the ocean to his domain.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is trying to explain the byzantine laws under which Marmaduke's subjects live.

Marmaduke has really gone downhill since I last explained a Marmaduke.

Marmaduke's Owner-Girl is unwittingly releasing Marmaduke's true spirit from it's eternal prison.  Now we will all know the wrath of Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is not good at spying for you see, he is a very large dog.

Marmaduke is remarkably talented but his Owner-Lady is unimpressed.