A strange man is applauding Marmaduke's perfect yawning form.

Marmaduke has failed his stealth check.

Marmaduke does not like wool clothing.

He prefers a nice rayon blend, very soft you see.

Is it just me or has Marmaduke's Owner-Lady started to look quite...comely lately?

God I need to get out more often.

I have nothing to offer for this one because I've explained this joke like a million times already.

Marmaduke is a bad negotiator.

Marmaduke has learned the forbidden melody that unlocks the moon and unleashes the other Marmaduke's imprisoned within. His Owner-People do not realize this.

Marmaduke is super high right now.

At this point, you'd think that Marmaduke's Owner-Man would hire a dog walker.

Maybe he just hate Marmaduke's Owner-Lady so much that he's willing to nearly die to get away from her for a little while. It's hard to say as they don't spend much time focusing on Marmaduke's exploits in the strip. Perhaps the love that brought them together has soured over the decades because they are housing an immortal demon disguised as a dog.

I suppose we'll never know for sure.

Marmaduke is tormenting his Owner-Children in a featureless blue void.

Also, Chips Away is a really lame fake brand name.

Marmaduke's last body died and he took over his Owner-Boy's body like the agents from The Matrix.

Marmaduke and his Owner-Family are trapped in a formless dimension that lacks dirt but not dog treats.

Marmaduke's vet is a vet in the same way that mall cops are cops.

Marmaduke is opening a portal to his home dimension to finally begin the invasion. His Owner-Boy struggles to comprehend.