That's either a tiny shopping cart or a fucking huge package of toilet paper.

And Marmaduke can program phones or something. Maybe with his mind?

Marmaduke, His Owner-Lady and His cat are all upset because Marmaduke's Owner-Man interrupted their 3-way.

Marmaduke's late night ritual has been interrupted. Now he'll have to start over with a new sacrifice.

There's nothing Marmaduke hates more than being it.

Maramduke's Owner-Man almost accidentally discovered that what he thinks is his mustache is the mechanism that allows Marmaduke to control his life.

I'm not sure why it matters that Marmaduke has a selfie stick. He still can't make the camera take a picture as he lacks hands.

Also, the may be the largest Marmaduke has ever been. Or maybe that fountain is just really really far away.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man has stumbled in on the unspeakable and is wisely choosing to ignore it.

For Marmaduke the thrill of the chase is not in the running after the car, but rather in instilling a primal fear in the driver of the car of what will happen if he catches the car.

Marmaduke's rating system is not well thought out.

Fuck you Brad and Paul Anderson. This is the laziest joke possible.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man's conditioning has worn off.

Whatever is happening to Marmaduke is scary as shit.

Marmaduke doesn't understand English because he is a dog.

Also, Marmaduke doesn't like the taste of lemons.

How are the umpires convening to decide how to rule the play while the play is still happening? Do these umpires have some kind of time-freezing powers?

That construction worker is not wearing proper hearing protection

Marmaduke's addiction to pussy is getting out of control.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man, possibly the dumbest man alive, has once again taken Marmaduke for a walk.

Marmaduke is having an affair with the supernatural phenomenon from The Ring.

Marmaduke has a rare condition that causes his feces to look like footballs.

Marmaduke's family has a very small television.

Marmaduke may have torn down the drapes by accident but it sure looks like a case of Marmaduke being an asshole for no reason.

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy has found a way to get back at his bullies.

The perspective is all fucked up here. Marmaduke looks like he's 5 feet tall and yet is the same size as the bed. Marmaduke's Owner-Boy appears to be garden-gnome-sized and making the bed absurdly large for him, assuming this is his bedroom. Maybe it's Marmaduke's Owner-Couple's room and that's why Marmduke's Owner-Boy is so worried about being caught having broken a lamp. This theory is dubious at best as the bedding clearly indicates that this is a child's bed, once again leading me to conclude that this the perspective of this drawing is all fucked up.

Marmaduke's Owner-People have stumbled into an Eyes Wide Shut situation.

Sometimes Marmaduke has to remind his Owner-Man how things are.

Marmaduke likes to pretend he's an extra in the movie Outbreak.

Beware of Marmaduke's deadly crotch.

Marmaduke is in the process of creating the first animal-plant hybrid.

Marmaduke so routinely displays supernatural abilities that his Owner-Man doesn't even notice them anymore.

There's no way Marmaduke would fit through that tiny doorway anyways so it was a smart move to not anchor the doghouse to the ground in anyway like a competent builder.

Maramduke is displaying word salad, a common symptom of a cerebrovascular accident, but his Neighbor-People can't know this since Marmaduke is a dog.

That lady is extremely weak.

And that story is the funniest thing that has ever happened in North Dakota. Unless you find oil spills hilarious.

This can not possibly end well.

Marmaduke is just awful.

Marmaduke is concerned that Top Driving School may provide less than stellar instruction.

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is going to be sleeping the dog house tonight. I guess that means that Marmaduke will be sleeping in the bed?

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is kind of a dick.

A strange man is applauding Marmaduke's perfect yawning form.

Marmaduke has failed his stealth check.

Marmaduke does not like wool clothing.

He prefers a nice rayon blend, very soft you see.

Is it just me or has Marmaduke's Owner-Lady started to look quite...comely lately?

God I need to get out more often.

I have nothing to offer for this one because I've explained this joke like a million times already.

Marmaduke is a bad negotiator.

Marmaduke has learned the forbidden melody that unlocks the moon and unleashes the other Marmaduke's imprisoned within. His Owner-People do not realize this.

Marmaduke is super high right now.

At this point, you'd think that Marmaduke's Owner-Man would hire a dog walker.

Maybe he just hate Marmaduke's Owner-Lady so much that he's willing to nearly die to get away from her for a little while. It's hard to say as they don't spend much time focusing on Marmaduke's exploits in the strip. Perhaps the love that brought them together has soured over the decades because they are housing an immortal demon disguised as a dog.

I suppose we'll never know for sure.

Marmaduke is tormenting his Owner-Children in a featureless blue void.

Also, Chips Away is a really lame fake brand name.

Marmaduke's last body died and he took over his Owner-Boy's body like the agents from The Matrix.

Marmaduke and his Owner-Family are trapped in a formless dimension that lacks dirt but not dog treats.

Marmaduke's vet is a vet in the same way that mall cops are cops.