Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Monday, October 30, 2017
Saturday, October 28, 2017
It took me a while to figure out what was going on here but it appears that Marmaduke's Owner-Man has a severe elbow injury. Probably from Marmaduke pulling him everywhere.
The doctor's(chiropractor?) advice is pretty terrible if you think about it. Instead of going the way Marmaduke wants to go Marmaduke's Owner-Man should instead just let go of the leash.
Is this some kind of challenger for Marmaduke's place as supreme being of the universe Marmaduke takes place in? That would explain why a cat has a doghouse.
Marmaduke is still incredibly large.
Marmaduke is unbelievably large now. He must have absorbed the souls of dozens of people to grow so large.
Also, no one in Marmaduke's Owner-Family knows what Weather Underground is.
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Marmaduke lives a weird town where dogs can go to public school for some reason.
He's also really fucking huge today. I bet he shrinks by at least half tomorrow.
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Marmaduke and his gang have ensured the safety of Marmaduke's Owner-Lady's car. However, there's still the matter of the protection money.
Monday, October 23, 2017
Friday, October 20, 2017
Marmaduke has angered some sort of blue, I don't know, eagle? Must be an eagle if they're large enough to bother Marmaduke. Are there blue eagle? I know there are Blue Angels but they're actually flying Hornets which is weird. You'd think they'd be called the Blue Hornets but I guess that doesn't sound as good for recruiting purposes.
I hope you enjoyed this short journey into my thought process. Sorry it didn't have very much Marmduke in it.
Thursday, October 19, 2017
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Marmaduke likes to pretend to drive because it's one of the few things he can never do anatomically speaking.
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Well, if Marmaduke's Owner-Lady is making that tiny lasagna(?) for the entire family it's pretty safe to say there won't be leftovers. They will have a duel between the children to see who gets to eat today though.
Monday, October 16, 2017
It seems we've finally found Marmaduke's weakness: water slides. I have no idea how we can use that to end his reign of terrible sight gags but it's a start.
Saturday, October 7, 2017
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Marmaduke is running around town and sampling the various goods and sundries of the local village people.
Oh Marmaduke, trying to kill your Owner-Man by running him to death is very inefficient when you could swallow most of his head in one gulp.
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