Marmaduke's ex-wife has found him after 3 years of searching. Needless to say, she is going to take Marmaduke to the cleaners for all the alimony he owes her.

There are two options before me: 1. That is the smallest street-legal car ever made and is being driven by tiny, tiny people. 2. Marmaduke has increased in size by a factor of 4. He now weighs over 700 pounds and stands more than 6 feet tall.

No matter what you choose to believe, Marmaduke will soon attempt to mate with the car with devastating results for the tiny people inside.

Marmaduke is in love with meat.


Yes, that is a gay joke. A gay dog joke.

This is a complete metaphor of Marmaduke's Owner-Man's life. Marmaduke has a handle on everything in Owner-Man's life and Owner-Man is just trying to keep up so he doesn't look like a complete douche-bag. Unfortunately it isn't working.