Friday, February 27, 2009

Marmaduke has reduced in size by half. This makes him the only known species that can change mass at will.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Marmaduke is part horse.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Marmaduke's bark is so powerful that it can control weather patterns.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Boy is fluent in dog and wants to hear of Marmaduke's many conquests.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Marmaduke has been tracked down by one of the many dogs he has fathered children with.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Marmaduke is about to show his Owner-Man why you should never pretend to throw the stick.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Marmaduke desparately wants to lick a pussy.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Man is silently pleading with Marmaduke to not murder the old man. Marmaduke will ignore his Owner-Man and devour the old man and whatever is contained in his hump.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Marmaduke needs a fridge with a lock to store his victims/food supply.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Marmaduke is engaged in a battle for control of the underworld. Rest assured, he will win.

Monday, February 16, 2009

There is no escape from Marmaduke's infinite hunger.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Marmaduke has trained his owner-boy to do unspeakable things.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Marmaduke is qualifing for the Daytona 500.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Marmaduke wants to go swimming.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

This is the first post!

Wow, that was kind of gay. Oh well.

This here is a new blog focusing solely on Marmaduke. I will attempt to explain the ways of the giant dog and his family/hostages. I am starting this because the best blog I have ever read was Joe Mathlete's Marmaduke Explained and he has retired from it. I realize that I will not be as funny as Joe, but I can try, because someone has to do it.

EDIT: Since the date of this post, Joe Mathlete has come out of retirement and is updating sporadically.

Marmaduke is a fugitive from US law enforcement and an endangered species, Cannus homicidus.

Who knew?